? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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