i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
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you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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