no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
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Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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