We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Life is so much better after having sex.
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me