It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.