Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.