bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...