hotel room ftw
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize