If i come over, it means nothing
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i just wanna soil my oats bro
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I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
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Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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