dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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