if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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