Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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