I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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