He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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