is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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