i think my tv is drunk
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful