ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
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Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.