Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright