oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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