You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
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The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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