Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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