Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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