Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Randomize
