I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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