They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
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I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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