Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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