i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I don't want my vagina anymore.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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