Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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