Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again