I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.