I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
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Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...