He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.