So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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