Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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