i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
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I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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