Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I'm always down for nudity.
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