I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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