I'm eating all of the evidence.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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