your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
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Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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