scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
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I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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