Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW