i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.