I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize