either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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