I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
