you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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