your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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