Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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