none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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