Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
your like the ambassador to my penis.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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