So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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