Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.