I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
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Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"