Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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