I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night