So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
I'm going to Hell for sure
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?