Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.