there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Just pee around me
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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