its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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